tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-259610232008-04-18T10:27:34.163-05:00Scuba OwlBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-6377468448985721752008-04-18T09:50:00.007-05:002008-04-18T10:27:34.238-05:00

Buenos dias, amigos! Soy yo, Max Pun, tu guia para todas las cosas Scubosas. Estoy muy feliz de estar presentando de nuevo un pedazo de la historia fascinante del tercero mas famoso buho en el mundo. Esta semana, veremos un vistazo de los años formativos del nuestro héroe. Quizá notarán algunas diferencias entre el joven Scuba Owl, y el Scuba Owl actual. Sin embargo, pueden estar seguros que el

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-2598280859523137402007-02-25T13:40:00.000-05:002007-02-25T13:47:55.004-05:00

Hello my friends, Thanks to my unmatched wit, I have dodged the chicanery of the Jefferson Starfish, faithful followers of the filthy fiend, Crabby Crab. Drawing upon their feeble guile, the Jefferson decided to fight my wit with arcane wildlife law by tying me up with the raucous Ranger Dan. As you have seen, I have escaped this frivolous suit and have now taken measures to settle the matter

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-72414405163431816942007-02-06T09:18:00.000-05:002007-02-06T09:27:22.203-05:00

Buenos dias amigos! Max here. Man we got a real pressure cooker down in the Whomper Room. Ranger Dan is really stickin' it to Scoobs with his interrogative chatter. The entire community is waiting with bated breath as we await word. Will our hero-bird will be hauled away as a criminal?! Or will he be rightly judged as a humane steward of the righteous and just? Just click it, man!

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-65442464947256196942007-02-03T11:19:00.000-05:002007-02-09T09:34:30.876-05:00

Hello my fearless friends! Whomper and I decided to take a break from that Ranger Dan guy and go to Miami to see the scene for Super Bowl XLI! It's an important game this weekend for our team, the New England Patriots. If the Bears beat the Colts - since the Pats beat the Bears - the Patriots will once again become World Champions! To commemorate a wonderful football season, I thought I would

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-72086929076846020042007-01-25T18:55:00.000-05:002007-01-27T09:09:07.128-05:00

Buenos dias amigos! Max Punish here reporting at Lakey Lake. Scoobs is bein' all interrogated by this new feller, Ranger Dan after his latest encounter with the dastardly Crabby Crab! The Jefferson Starfish, a band of cowardly, spineless creatures determined to outwit our hero, have tricked Ranger Dan into believing Scuba acted maliciously. Knowing his actions were just and defensible,

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1167343655498797482006-12-28T17:01:00.000-05:002006-12-30T15:38:30.306-05:00

Hello friends! I have just returned from my latest confrontation with Crabby Crab and the Jefferson Starfish. In my absence, it has started to snow! Some birds like summer the best under the warm sun, but I'm more of a snow owl; winter is the best!! Click the live action cam to see what's going on back here at the homestead. You never know who will show up....

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1165528587268178532006-12-07T16:46:00.000-05:002006-12-07T17:20:35.926-05:00

Buenos dias, amigos! Max Punish here. As you saw earlier, Crabby Crab has totally returned to terrorize our trendy hero of the sea, Scuba Owl...and this time, he's not alone. He brought his little friends, the Jefferson Starfish,to cover for his dubious deeds. But don't fret my feisty friends, Scoobs always has somethin clever up his sleeve. Let's zoom in now to the live action cam. Just

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1164166417508374812006-11-21T22:22:00.000-05:002006-11-21T22:35:51.106-05:00

Hi friends! I was sifting through my fan mail last night and came across an interesting one. Scuba, you are such a unique [translation: handsome] bird. But I was wondering - where do you come from? How were you created? How did you end up the way you are today? I HAVE TO KNOW!!!! -M.W. Cambridge, MA Thanks for the message M.W.! The story is long and, frankly, rather than trying to wing it

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1163690677393818542006-11-16T10:18:00.000-05:002006-11-16T15:49:41.393-05:00

Amigos! It's your ol' pal Max Punish here. Scuba Owl is recovering to be his ol' witty self after that Hollywood incident, and he is easing back into his routine. As always, the live action cam catches all the goings-on and shenanigans of Lakey Lake. Zoom in to see Scuba, friends, fiends, and other less obvious categories! Just click it man!

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1162960265602594942006-11-07T23:20:00.000-05:002006-11-07T23:32:05.000-05:00

Due to some sophisticated shenanigans of the evil Hollywood, my good friend Whomper had a bit of an accident. But do not despair friends! Thanks to the wonders of online shopping, I found a few solutions, but for some reason I can only find replacement whale-sized sticky-eyes in mass quanitities!! Anywhooo, life's quiet here at Lakey Lake; but stay tuned, becuase you never know what kind of

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1162259171762718952006-10-30T20:25:00.000-05:002006-10-30T20:46:11.773-05:00

Well it's been about six months since I started my superhero blog. The other day, we waited anxiously as the site meter approached 1,000 visits. Well, it reached 1,000 then just kept on rolling until it hit and stayed exactly at 1,024 - equivalent to ONE KILOVISIT!!! This set off a celebration of epic proportions as Whomper had waaayyy too many root beer floats and got a sick stomach. Now,

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1161906894077913042006-10-26T18:50:00.000-05:002006-10-27T16:51:09.573-05:00

Buenos Dias Amigos! It's your ol' pal here, Max Punish. Scuba's got some major disappointment to work out, man; as he was like totally dupped out by that Hollywood guy at the Bedazzled Diner. Don't you worry though, he'll be back to fight again. Besides, he got some wonderful parting gifts to bring back to Lakey Lake. Keep your eyes peeled, and watch our live action cam. Just click it man!

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1161121742656512022006-10-17T16:48:00.000-05:002006-10-28T11:41:19.066-05:00

Buenas dias amigos! It's your old pal, Max, here. Our feathered hero Scuba Owl is in the midst of a pressure cooker at the Bedazzler dinner. The master of disguise is boldly confronting his latest foe, the pinnacle of all personal evil, Hollywood. Watch here with our Live Action Cam, as the drama unfolds. Scuba's slick style will surely supplant the slippery slyness of Hollywood....unless he

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1159384826355447592006-09-27T14:13:00.000-05:002006-10-28T11:55:09.546-05:00

Hello my loyal fans! After deducing the whereabouts of my lady-friend, Shelly, I must go to face my enemy, Hollywood, on his turf, the Bedazzle Diner, here in Lakey Lake. To retain the element of surprise, I have devised a fool-proof disguise. Once I engage Hollywood under my secret identity, "Mister O", I will use my powers of wit and spirited cunning to gain back my true love and live

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1158339484333081452006-09-15T11:53:00.000-05:002006-10-28T11:58:30.383-05:00

Hello friends! Max here. It was all looking like Scuba had given up on his love interest, Shelly, but I think he may be sniffing out a lead of where she might have gone. I feel a showdown coming with this "Hollywood" character very soon. Not since the Crabby Crab incident has Lakey Lake been so tense. Just click it man!

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1157723075871362822006-09-08T08:39:00.000-05:002006-10-28T11:58:13.386-05:00

Buenas Dias friends! It's your ol' pal Max here, and I gotta say I've never seen our hero-bird so downtown about a girl before! This one must really special, cuz he's just been spending all day with his pal Whomper, all like broken up about her sneakin' away with that Mystery Guy. Here's a little bit of what transpired: Just click it man!

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1157137585124796872006-09-01T14:04:00.000-05:002006-10-28T11:57:57.703-05:00

Buenas Dias Amigos! Max Punish here. It's sad times at Lakey Lake. Scuba put on his best moves to go talk to his new love interest, Shelly, but it looks like there's some competition for her affection! We caught the shenanigans all up on tape, so go check it out to see our hero-bird get all, like, shut out by this lady. Just click it man!

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1156261530383123602006-08-22T10:41:00.000-05:002006-10-28T11:59:44.746-05:00

Hello my good and wonderful friends, Love is in the air! The exotically silent and conveniently immobile Shelly has dropped into my life, and I must say this bird has never been so smitten! She'll be powerless against the wits and charms of a superhero, and I will make her mine. Pan de Queso is coming along to record this historic event, the courting of the future Mrs. Scuba.

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1155904898850276832006-08-18T07:34:00.000-05:002006-08-18T07:55:11.396-05:00

Hi friends, I apologize for the delay in announcing the winner of the Scuba Owl, Revisionist History I contest. I received tens of entries in my mailbox, so we wanted to be thorough in our selection process. Without further adieu, the winner is Dan C., now "Ranger Dan" in future episodes. Ranger Dan is packing his bags to make the move to Lakey Lake and will be with us soon. El Jefe was the

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1155586847647434302006-08-14T15:18:00.000-05:002006-08-14T15:21:35.206-05:00

Hello friends! We have received 5 direct entries and over 20 entries over email* for the Revisionist History Contest. This is the last call for content, and we will be announcing the winner on Thursday at 4:00 p.m. Lakey Lake Time. Your buddy, Scuba Owl Whoooooooooooooooooooo! * - Margin of error is +/- 18.

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1155229684744341622006-08-10T12:07:00.000-05:002006-08-11T11:47:26.236-05:00

"Scuba Owl makes his posts with a Mac." Well... most of them anyway. I'm an Apple Store guru, and I will be releasing my iPod playlist sometime in the near future. It's extremely macho. Scuba Whoooooooo!!

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1155127170085451712006-08-09T07:26:00.000-05:002006-08-10T15:37:18.413-05:00

Hello my friends, Now that I am back from my difficult, yet rewarding voyage to the Salty Sea, I have received several complaints about my getaway. Searching through my mailbox, I have found some pretty nasty comments actually. Two examples: "This might be the worst ending I have ever seen. Scuba Owl should retire already; he's losing his touch." C.C. "'Anemone'?! Come on! That was terrible

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1155069488169051312006-08-08T15:34:00.000-05:002006-08-10T08:15:42.323-05:00

Well it seems our hero Scuba Owl is making a clean getaway from the evil lair of the hideous Chicken Pocktapus! Let's catch some live-action camera work as he makes his way home to the the comfy confines of Lakey Lake and his friend/home, Whomper the Whale. Just click it, man!

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1154458808194117412006-08-01T13:56:00.000-05:002006-08-01T14:38:01.733-05:00

Hello my friends, Max Punish here. After months of captivity, it seems that our heroic hero of the harrowing sea has decided to conduct an escape attempt from the stalactical shackles of Chicken Poktapus's hidden evil lair! The sheer nerve and heroism on display here is shocking, inspiring, and has the community of Lakey Lake ecstatic; the atmosphere is absolutely electric. But enough talk from

Scuba Owltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25961023.post-1153864939166213602006-07-25T17:00:00.000-05:002006-07-25T17:02:19.173-05:00

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Scuba Owl